Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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