Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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