READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
You can't motorboat a personality
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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