and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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