this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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