OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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