Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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