He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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