he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Randomize
