Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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