What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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