gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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