I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
and i looked up. we had an audience...
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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