At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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