he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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