Don't you send me to vm
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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