one might say we're banned from that church
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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