i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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