I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
