Porn is love you can see.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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