found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Randomize
