WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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