my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize