So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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