I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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