4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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