He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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