I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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