i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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