she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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