I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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