on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
only you would photoshop your dick
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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