Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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