It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
We left the knife in your bed.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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