you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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