Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
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