He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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