Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
