I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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