It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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