hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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