my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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