"it" just moved
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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