I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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