And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Randomize
