no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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