do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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