i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
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