The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize