I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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