Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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