I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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