PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I supernannyed him into submission
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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