one two three fourrrrnication!
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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