He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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